i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
whenever the presidential election was still going on, my dad accidentally called me Barack
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass